The people on the call said they could see Toobin touching his penis. 3.īut during a break, Toobin proved he is not the master of his own domain.Īs Vice reported: “The sources said that when the groups returned from their break out rooms, Toobin lowered the camera. The participants were engaged in an “election simulation,” gaming out possible scenarios for what might happen after Nov. As Motherboard reported, citing two sources who can now presumably accurately describe Toobin’s “Attorney For His Southern District” to a police sketch artist, the video conference was between New Yorker writers and staffers at the WNYC radio station. But, sir, this is no way to enliven the proceedings.
I get that telework during this pandemic is tedious. The story broke this week in Vice’s Motherboard, which offered a headline that is truly peak 2020: “New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call.” What we did not need is for you to unbuckle your pantaloons and touch yourself. We needed you to explain looming vote challenges and constitutional loopholes and point out that “Amy Coney Barrett” is an anagram for “Ratty Cobra Enemy.” Legal analysts are the tour guides who can help us navigate these inflection points in democratic history.
The Supreme Court is hurtling toward momentous change. Just when the world needs him most, Jeffrey Toobin exposes himself on Zoom.
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